1. somnifik:

    i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok??

  2. aureat:

    I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

  3. punacceptable:

    sext: that looks infected

  4. deucebowl:

    she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

  5. bombing:

    fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

  6. manhood:

    I’m in tears she forted like twice

  7. imgfave:

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    imgfave:

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  8. stumpatd:

    stumpatd:

    i wish i knew what you were thinking 

    i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

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